MACBETHIAN GBAGBOLIZATION: GOODLUCK JONATHAN INTO BLAISE COMPAORE AND ALASSANE DRAMANE QUATTARA DANCING PREMIERE GAOU PART 2.
The machiavellian mentality inherent in the rational philosophy of exiles in Ivory Coast is reflected in their full implementation of all deliverables statements and the non-negotiability of continuous vandalization of national Oil and Gas assets by the Niger Delta Avengers.
Note: These statements are encryptions and codes to the Niger Delta Avengers not to negotiate with the government, that is why they have the audacity to claim that very soon they will make the whole world filled with exasperation and shock.
We Nigerians are waiting to witness the total annihilation of this faceless ragtag criminal militancy camouflaging as freedom fighters Tompolo and Asari Dokubo et al.
Act 3 scene 1
(At the Kempinski Hotel cocooning, camouflaging as investors in the coastal city of San-Pedro the three wise men of the macbethian pedigree were abruptly interrupted when a telephone call came in for Alassane Dramane Ouattara. He picked the call thereafter the following engagements took place.)
Alassane Dramane Ouattara: Ladies and Gentlemen, I must leave right now there is an urgent assignment in respect of national security that I have to attend; Please, accept my sincere departure from this forum.
(Alassane Dramane Ouattara left and immediately there was an atmosphere of graveyard silence enveloping the room before the silence was broken by Deziani Allison Maduekwe.)
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Mr. President, don't you think statement like urgent national security assignment coming from Alassane Dramane Ouattara is something we need to worry about because this might have some kind of diplomatic implications.
Goodluck Jonathan: You are not very vivid please can you stop talking in tongues. What diplomatic implications are you talking about, we put $20billion into this economy.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: It is not about the money Mr. President.
Alassane Dramane Ouattara might be under extreme political/diplomatic pressure to get rid of us you know François Hollande was in Nigeria recently and most of the western democracies were not willing to grant you political safe haven.
Goodluck Jonathan: You might be right on that point I need to call North Korea President Kim Jong-un immediately since he had offered to grant me political assylum during our chance meeting. What do you think Deziani? I do not want to escape Ivory Coast like Diepreye Alamieyeseigha did in the UK.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: (Exasperation) No No Noooo Mr. President we need to get Blaise Compaoré on this he might have a well informed opinion on the security issues please let me handle that aspect and by next week we would be able to make the right decision.
Goodluck Jonathan: Good! Good!! you are always on point that was why I gave you that leverage over Okonjo Iweala. let us end this discussion now because I am hungry salivating for French/Ivory Coast cuisine culinaire.
Act 3 scene 2
(The romantic ambiance of La Taverne Romaine restaurant in Abidjan was the setting of the meeting between Blaise Compaoré and Deziani Allison Maduekwe. The cuisine culinaire happened to be Italian Anguilla marinata with Panzanella combined with wine Ornellaia Vendemmia d'Artista Special Edition Bolgheri Superiore, Tuscany, Italy.)
(Deziani Allison Maduekwe dressed in a very expensive revealing evening gown from Calvin Klein ushered in Blaise Compaoré cocooned on both sides with bodyguards.)
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Welcome Monsieur le Président. emh emh ehm I think we need to let the guards excuse us if you dont mind please.
Blaise Compaoré: No problem Madame Allison. Garder disparaître!!! (yelled Blaise like a military commandant. Blaise Compaoré eyes was all over Deziani ''boom boom'' salivating like Berlusconi in a bunga bunga fetish orgy in an italian palazzo Caltagirone.)
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Thank you very much for honouring this invitation because I know you have a busy schedule I would not want to waste your time on peripherality. Mr. president, I understand that there are urgent national security issues in Ivory Coast and you being someone close to the President Alassane Dramane Ouattara can you let us in on what those issues are.
Blaise Compaoré: It has to do with the audaciousness of those Niger Delta Avengers in vandalization of Oil and Gas infrastructures in Nigeria, as you are aware the price of Oil has gone up and Ivory Coast depends on Oil supply from Nigeria to run essential Government services you can see the implications on many front from such actions that is why Alassane Dramane Ouattara is worried about your continued stay in Ivory Coast because he wants to avoid an imminent oil embargo that can cripple the country.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Ahahahahhahhahah (Laugh) that is not a problem we know how to circumvent such Oil sanction; you know the Niger Delta Avengers are only vandalizing so that we can tap petroleum product for the black market. Furthermore, we have astute black market Oil traders like Jide Omokore et al who will supply without fail please tell the president not to lose sleep over that empty threat. I will call on Aluko to make four cargo ships of petroleum product available immediately.
Blaise Compaoré: That will be fine with Alassane Dramane Ouattara I am sure he will reconsider certain steps he was about to take before this meeting, it is better for me to leave quickly so that we can avert disaster.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Appreciated. Blaise hoping to here the good news from you soonest.
(Blaise Compaoré soliloquizing: This Nigerian fools don't understand the French mentality, Alassane Dramane Ouattara and I will convert that four cargo ships of petroleum product for our private pockets the same corruption that drove them out of their country will drive them out of here when we keep shifting the goalpost every now and then espèce d'idiot !)
Act 4 scene 1
(Goodluck Jonathan under extreme stressors psychological factors suffering from unexplainable bodily malaise with Tompolo fidgeting as a result of nervousness and sleeplessness sitting on a sofa with a hollowed eyes, suddenly the telephone rings)
Tompolo: Tebra Allison... Oga aaaaaaaaaa Jona na Allison dey hala us she wan speak with you.
Goodluck Jonathan: Tommy boy bring the phone I just hope say na good news.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: (Speaking in a coded encryption) Mr. president the Banana has germinated and the fruits are ripping so no shaking.
Goodluck Jonathan: Ebikah! Gelewuh!! go ahead we are with you I will see you tomorrow at the Sheraton Hotel in Dahomey where we will meet Asari Dokubo to discuss the next exercise in vandalism until then.
Tompolo: Oga Jona ebi like say Asari Dokubo don dey get too much influence nowadays ooooh I won go back to the creek jaree dis Ivory Coast don taya man body self.
Things are beginning to fall apart because the centre seems not to be holding anymore, events that will be unfolding from next week shall justify my premonitions. This is a satirical dramatization or spoofing of Corrupt Nigerians using Goodluck Jonathan as the arrowhead.
OTUNBA ADE ILEMOBADE is a philosopher
Twitter: pearl2prince
Note: These statements are encryptions and codes to the Niger Delta Avengers not to negotiate with the government, that is why they have the audacity to claim that very soon they will make the whole world filled with exasperation and shock.
We Nigerians are waiting to witness the total annihilation of this faceless ragtag criminal militancy camouflaging as freedom fighters Tompolo and Asari Dokubo et al.
Act 3 scene 1
(At the Kempinski Hotel cocooning, camouflaging as investors in the coastal city of San-Pedro the three wise men of the macbethian pedigree were abruptly interrupted when a telephone call came in for Alassane Dramane Ouattara. He picked the call thereafter the following engagements took place.)
Alassane Dramane Ouattara: Ladies and Gentlemen, I must leave right now there is an urgent assignment in respect of national security that I have to attend; Please, accept my sincere departure from this forum.
(Alassane Dramane Ouattara left and immediately there was an atmosphere of graveyard silence enveloping the room before the silence was broken by Deziani Allison Maduekwe.)
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Mr. President, don't you think statement like urgent national security assignment coming from Alassane Dramane Ouattara is something we need to worry about because this might have some kind of diplomatic implications.
Goodluck Jonathan: You are not very vivid please can you stop talking in tongues. What diplomatic implications are you talking about, we put $20billion into this economy.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: It is not about the money Mr. President.
Alassane Dramane Ouattara might be under extreme political/diplomatic pressure to get rid of us you know François Hollande was in Nigeria recently and most of the western democracies were not willing to grant you political safe haven.
Goodluck Jonathan: You might be right on that point I need to call North Korea President Kim Jong-un immediately since he had offered to grant me political assylum during our chance meeting. What do you think Deziani? I do not want to escape Ivory Coast like Diepreye Alamieyeseigha did in the UK.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: (Exasperation) No No Noooo Mr. President we need to get Blaise Compaoré on this he might have a well informed opinion on the security issues please let me handle that aspect and by next week we would be able to make the right decision.
Goodluck Jonathan: Good! Good!! you are always on point that was why I gave you that leverage over Okonjo Iweala. let us end this discussion now because I am hungry salivating for French/Ivory Coast cuisine culinaire.
Act 3 scene 2
(The romantic ambiance of La Taverne Romaine restaurant in Abidjan was the setting of the meeting between Blaise Compaoré and Deziani Allison Maduekwe. The cuisine culinaire happened to be Italian Anguilla marinata with Panzanella combined with wine Ornellaia Vendemmia d'Artista Special Edition Bolgheri Superiore, Tuscany, Italy.)
(Deziani Allison Maduekwe dressed in a very expensive revealing evening gown from Calvin Klein ushered in Blaise Compaoré cocooned on both sides with bodyguards.)
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Welcome Monsieur le Président. emh emh ehm I think we need to let the guards excuse us if you dont mind please.
Blaise Compaoré: No problem Madame Allison. Garder disparaître!!! (yelled Blaise like a military commandant. Blaise Compaoré eyes was all over Deziani ''boom boom'' salivating like Berlusconi in a bunga bunga fetish orgy in an italian palazzo Caltagirone.)
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Thank you very much for honouring this invitation because I know you have a busy schedule I would not want to waste your time on peripherality. Mr. president, I understand that there are urgent national security issues in Ivory Coast and you being someone close to the President Alassane Dramane Ouattara can you let us in on what those issues are.
Blaise Compaoré: It has to do with the audaciousness of those Niger Delta Avengers in vandalization of Oil and Gas infrastructures in Nigeria, as you are aware the price of Oil has gone up and Ivory Coast depends on Oil supply from Nigeria to run essential Government services you can see the implications on many front from such actions that is why Alassane Dramane Ouattara is worried about your continued stay in Ivory Coast because he wants to avoid an imminent oil embargo that can cripple the country.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Ahahahahhahhahah (Laugh) that is not a problem we know how to circumvent such Oil sanction; you know the Niger Delta Avengers are only vandalizing so that we can tap petroleum product for the black market. Furthermore, we have astute black market Oil traders like Jide Omokore et al who will supply without fail please tell the president not to lose sleep over that empty threat. I will call on Aluko to make four cargo ships of petroleum product available immediately.
Blaise Compaoré: That will be fine with Alassane Dramane Ouattara I am sure he will reconsider certain steps he was about to take before this meeting, it is better for me to leave quickly so that we can avert disaster.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Appreciated. Blaise hoping to here the good news from you soonest.
(Blaise Compaoré soliloquizing: This Nigerian fools don't understand the French mentality, Alassane Dramane Ouattara and I will convert that four cargo ships of petroleum product for our private pockets the same corruption that drove them out of their country will drive them out of here when we keep shifting the goalpost every now and then espèce d'idiot !)
Act 4 scene 1
(Goodluck Jonathan under extreme stressors psychological factors suffering from unexplainable bodily malaise with Tompolo fidgeting as a result of nervousness and sleeplessness sitting on a sofa with a hollowed eyes, suddenly the telephone rings)
Tompolo: Tebra Allison... Oga aaaaaaaaaa Jona na Allison dey hala us she wan speak with you.
Goodluck Jonathan: Tommy boy bring the phone I just hope say na good news.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: (Speaking in a coded encryption) Mr. president the Banana has germinated and the fruits are ripping so no shaking.
Goodluck Jonathan: Ebikah! Gelewuh!! go ahead we are with you I will see you tomorrow at the Sheraton Hotel in Dahomey where we will meet Asari Dokubo to discuss the next exercise in vandalism until then.
Tompolo: Oga Jona ebi like say Asari Dokubo don dey get too much influence nowadays ooooh I won go back to the creek jaree dis Ivory Coast don taya man body self.
Things are beginning to fall apart because the centre seems not to be holding anymore, events that will be unfolding from next week shall justify my premonitions. This is a satirical dramatization or spoofing of Corrupt Nigerians using Goodluck Jonathan as the arrowhead.
OTUNBA ADE ILEMOBADE is a philosopher
Twitter: pearl2prince
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