GBAGBOLIZATION: GOODLUCK JONATHAN INTO BLAISE COMPAORE AND ALASSANE DRAMANE QUATTARA DANCING PREMIERE GAOU.
Magic System music Premiere Gaou playing in the background at the presidential guest house in Yamoussoukro at a reception to welcome the new exiles. In attendance are Deziani Allison Maduekwe, Blaise Compaoré, Alassane Dramane Ouattara, Tompolo, but Musliu Obanikoro, Femi Fani Kayode and Hassan Tukur could not make it because they are crowing "cock-a-doodle-doo" as @efccnigeria starts breaking the Hens eggs before they are hatched by the Cocks.
Act 1 scene 1
(Alassane Dramane Ouattara opened the braderie with a welcome speech in French.)
Monsieur le Président, Monsieur le Commissaire, chers collègues, je voudrais saluer la présence, à la tribune, d'une délégation de l'opposition PDPNigérians et de la diaspora Nigérians conduite par des ancien président Goodluck Jonathan.
Goodluck jonathan: Thank you very much for your kind gesture and warm hospitality Mr. President.
Our wonderful friendship or what you people in the francophone countries called magnifique de l'amitié et des relations dated back to 2010 and what we are witnessing today is the consolidation. Thank you once again.
(Ivory coast president Alassane Dramane Ouattara responded in english with a call to the delegation to feel at home.)
Alassane Dramane Ouattara: My brother Jonathan, you are at home in Ivory Coast all your delegations are welcome here I will ask my protocol officer to make the necessary arrangements so let us have a good time.
Act 1 scene 2
(While food is in abundance, different assortments of Wines, Ciders, Gins, Champagnes being served. Tompolo and Goodluck Jonathan on the side discussing matters arising.)
Tompolo: Oga Jona, I hope say una don yawa with Ouattara say I dey for people wey put money for ground to build Refinery for Ivory Coast so make him grant me assylum here. You know say Sai Baba dey hunt me everywhere.
Goodluck Jonathan: Tommy boy, no problem you don commot Delta now; why you dey halaa, no shaking this country na him be the best in Africa for ''Aduro'' I mean self-imposed exile. You no know say Ojukwu dey here for long time before Shagari give am amnesty no shaking we don poort commot Nigeria be dat.
Tompolo: Oga Jona, wetin go happen now to my boys for Delta I mean Niger Delta Avengers wey you say make I recruit deruba Sai Baba as we dey leave Nigeria sey we go abandon dem ni ?
Goodluck Jonathan: Edwin Clarke will take care of that issue you know he has enough resources given to him by Akpobolokemi to prosecute vandalism and I must confess i'm impressed so far with the result. No shaking Deziani must provide all the extra funds necessary, we shall discuss that later ok.
Act 2 scene 1
(Blaise Compaoré barged into the discussion between Goodluck Jonathan and Tompolo with an over enthusiastic camaraderie.)
Blaise Compaoré: Monsieur le Président, welcome in Ivory Coast. I hope you are now convinced of my ability in arranging the necessary political machinery for your residency. Here is a good retirement location for politically exposed people like us.
Goodluck Jonathan: Retirement location! I heard they called Ivory Coast the graveyard of corrupt African leaders, ahahahahhahahahaha (Laugh) I undestand Mugabe is coming here for retirement if we can give it that nomenclature.
Blaise Compaoré: Monsieur le Président, Mugabe!!! He is a dead body walking. Anyway everyone is welcome here in Ivory Coast since we are regarded as an investor, do you know Taylor of Liberia has investment in Cocoa plantation and Diamond mine in the North. Furthermore, Alassane Dramane Ouattara has promised not to sign any extradiction agreements with ECOWAS countries.
Goodluck Jonathan: Relieved! indeed we are safe in Ivory Coast like Ojukwu. You are right that is one of the reasons why I came here. Furthermore, it is close to the theater of action of my boys Niger Delta Avengers.
Blaise Compaoré: You are talking now about the new group of Tompolo. I gave them the right militant equipment to do the job due to the good relationship I had with Asari Dokubo. Do you know he is also in exile in Dahomey, it is from there that he arranged to buy the left over equipments that my military escorts took with them when we were leaving Burkina Faso.
Goodluck Jonathan: Thank you Blaise for your cooperation. You know I am starting to like French/Ivory Coast cuisine culinaire and thanks once again for all your help.
Blaise Compaoré: Monsieur le Président before I say goodbye I will like to admonish you not to forget spirituality and hoping that you are still in contact with your prayer warrior Bishop Kukah, it is important that he is interceding on/in your behalf with whatever anointing he can conjure from heavenly bodies.
Goodluck Jonathan: Blaise, we shall overcome someday I need to go now hoping to meet you tomorrow at the investors forum.
Act 2 scene 2
(A serene atmosphere around Kempinski Hotel with leafy green ambiance radiating with glowing blossoming flowers and the cool breeze from the Atlantic Ocean is a perfect environment for corrupt African leaders to cocoon camouflaging as investors in the coastal city of San-Pedro.)
(Monsieur le Président Alassane Dramane Ouattara opened the forum with a strong warning to the exiles.)
Alassane Dramane Ouattara: Ladies and Gentlemen, all protocol observed. I want to go straight to the subject matter of this forum which is investment and as you all are aware your stay in this country depends on that so my advice to you people is to make the necessary commitment investment wise.
(Goodluck Jonathan shaking, sweating, heart beating faster, stuttering as he spoke.)
Goodluck Jonathan: Monsieur le Président Alassane Dramane Ouattara your message is vividly taken. We all know that the decision making processes of government with their complexities in our instance must be based on mobilization of investment and we are ready to invest at least $20billion.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: We all are unified in Partnering with your government on investment in agriculture and conservation but thorough policy committment and functionalism of bureaucratic stability in terms of predictability of governance actions are what we ask for in return.
Alassane Dramane Ouattara: Investors are good for our economy but we want people with human transformational philanthropic mentality while they make profit with their participation in the economy.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Those are the things we are providing with the core investors I am bringing into the country. Monsieur le Président I hope to remind you that I am the Trade and Investment Commissioner for the caribbean island of Dominica.
Alassane Dramane Ouattara: They must be partners willing to fill the gaps inherent in government policies in other to engendered a bouyant economic growth.
Goodluck Jonathan: That is our rational philosophy and we are willing to go ahead with full implementation of all deliverables which are non-negotiable.
Nigerians do not be surprised by the full implementation of all deliverables which are non-negotiable statement of Goodluck Jonathan because he is now a prisoner in Ivory Coast and his willingness to do whatever is asked of him to retain residency in self enslavement is the price corrupt leaders pay for their fraudulent misadventure. To be continued.
OTUNBA ADE ILEMOBADE is a philosopher
Twitter: Pearl2prince
Act 1 scene 1
(Alassane Dramane Ouattara opened the braderie with a welcome speech in French.)
Monsieur le Président, Monsieur le Commissaire, chers collègues, je voudrais saluer la présence, à la tribune, d'une délégation de l'opposition PDPNigérians et de la diaspora Nigérians conduite par des ancien président Goodluck Jonathan.
Goodluck jonathan: Thank you very much for your kind gesture and warm hospitality Mr. President.
Our wonderful friendship or what you people in the francophone countries called magnifique de l'amitié et des relations dated back to 2010 and what we are witnessing today is the consolidation. Thank you once again.
(Ivory coast president Alassane Dramane Ouattara responded in english with a call to the delegation to feel at home.)
Alassane Dramane Ouattara: My brother Jonathan, you are at home in Ivory Coast all your delegations are welcome here I will ask my protocol officer to make the necessary arrangements so let us have a good time.
Act 1 scene 2
(While food is in abundance, different assortments of Wines, Ciders, Gins, Champagnes being served. Tompolo and Goodluck Jonathan on the side discussing matters arising.)
Tompolo: Oga Jona, I hope say una don yawa with Ouattara say I dey for people wey put money for ground to build Refinery for Ivory Coast so make him grant me assylum here. You know say Sai Baba dey hunt me everywhere.
Goodluck Jonathan: Tommy boy, no problem you don commot Delta now; why you dey halaa, no shaking this country na him be the best in Africa for ''Aduro'' I mean self-imposed exile. You no know say Ojukwu dey here for long time before Shagari give am amnesty no shaking we don poort commot Nigeria be dat.
Tompolo: Oga Jona, wetin go happen now to my boys for Delta I mean Niger Delta Avengers wey you say make I recruit deruba Sai Baba as we dey leave Nigeria sey we go abandon dem ni ?
Goodluck Jonathan: Edwin Clarke will take care of that issue you know he has enough resources given to him by Akpobolokemi to prosecute vandalism and I must confess i'm impressed so far with the result. No shaking Deziani must provide all the extra funds necessary, we shall discuss that later ok.
Act 2 scene 1
(Blaise Compaoré barged into the discussion between Goodluck Jonathan and Tompolo with an over enthusiastic camaraderie.)
Blaise Compaoré: Monsieur le Président, welcome in Ivory Coast. I hope you are now convinced of my ability in arranging the necessary political machinery for your residency. Here is a good retirement location for politically exposed people like us.
Goodluck Jonathan: Retirement location! I heard they called Ivory Coast the graveyard of corrupt African leaders, ahahahahhahahahaha (Laugh) I undestand Mugabe is coming here for retirement if we can give it that nomenclature.
Blaise Compaoré: Monsieur le Président, Mugabe!!! He is a dead body walking. Anyway everyone is welcome here in Ivory Coast since we are regarded as an investor, do you know Taylor of Liberia has investment in Cocoa plantation and Diamond mine in the North. Furthermore, Alassane Dramane Ouattara has promised not to sign any extradiction agreements with ECOWAS countries.
Goodluck Jonathan: Relieved! indeed we are safe in Ivory Coast like Ojukwu. You are right that is one of the reasons why I came here. Furthermore, it is close to the theater of action of my boys Niger Delta Avengers.
Blaise Compaoré: You are talking now about the new group of Tompolo. I gave them the right militant equipment to do the job due to the good relationship I had with Asari Dokubo. Do you know he is also in exile in Dahomey, it is from there that he arranged to buy the left over equipments that my military escorts took with them when we were leaving Burkina Faso.
Goodluck Jonathan: Thank you Blaise for your cooperation. You know I am starting to like French/Ivory Coast cuisine culinaire and thanks once again for all your help.
Blaise Compaoré: Monsieur le Président before I say goodbye I will like to admonish you not to forget spirituality and hoping that you are still in contact with your prayer warrior Bishop Kukah, it is important that he is interceding on/in your behalf with whatever anointing he can conjure from heavenly bodies.
Goodluck Jonathan: Blaise, we shall overcome someday I need to go now hoping to meet you tomorrow at the investors forum.
Act 2 scene 2
(A serene atmosphere around Kempinski Hotel with leafy green ambiance radiating with glowing blossoming flowers and the cool breeze from the Atlantic Ocean is a perfect environment for corrupt African leaders to cocoon camouflaging as investors in the coastal city of San-Pedro.)
(Monsieur le Président Alassane Dramane Ouattara opened the forum with a strong warning to the exiles.)
Alassane Dramane Ouattara: Ladies and Gentlemen, all protocol observed. I want to go straight to the subject matter of this forum which is investment and as you all are aware your stay in this country depends on that so my advice to you people is to make the necessary commitment investment wise.
(Goodluck Jonathan shaking, sweating, heart beating faster, stuttering as he spoke.)
Goodluck Jonathan: Monsieur le Président Alassane Dramane Ouattara your message is vividly taken. We all know that the decision making processes of government with their complexities in our instance must be based on mobilization of investment and we are ready to invest at least $20billion.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: We all are unified in Partnering with your government on investment in agriculture and conservation but thorough policy committment and functionalism of bureaucratic stability in terms of predictability of governance actions are what we ask for in return.
Alassane Dramane Ouattara: Investors are good for our economy but we want people with human transformational philanthropic mentality while they make profit with their participation in the economy.
Deziani Allison Maduekwe: Those are the things we are providing with the core investors I am bringing into the country. Monsieur le Président I hope to remind you that I am the Trade and Investment Commissioner for the caribbean island of Dominica.
Alassane Dramane Ouattara: They must be partners willing to fill the gaps inherent in government policies in other to engendered a bouyant economic growth.
Goodluck Jonathan: That is our rational philosophy and we are willing to go ahead with full implementation of all deliverables which are non-negotiable.
Nigerians do not be surprised by the full implementation of all deliverables which are non-negotiable statement of Goodluck Jonathan because he is now a prisoner in Ivory Coast and his willingness to do whatever is asked of him to retain residency in self enslavement is the price corrupt leaders pay for their fraudulent misadventure. To be continued.
OTUNBA ADE ILEMOBADE is a philosopher
Twitter: Pearl2prince
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