DRACULAFRANKENSTEINISM: POLITICAL ARMAGEDDON THE TALES BY BLOODLIGHT.
Once upon an epoch in the kingdom of the Jonahedeens, where the leader walked naked in the open market because his veil of shame has disappeared under multiplicity of fraudulent handling in the process of governance.
King Jonahethamus and Queen Patiencothami commisssioned their bourgeoisie Draculasuki the blood merchandiser to go on rampaging mission of monetizing the conscience of the shamelessly corrupt political elites and their pseudo entrepreneurs.
Their buzzword is transmogrification using hypnoticism of the marabout to catapult Nigeriana into Bawfrankenstein but their Medusa has refused to dance on it's Golgotha. They have been Caught with their hands in the cookie jar.
There is a new sheriff in town, the philosopher king with the wisdom pure as snow white, willing to stop the armageddon of the purveyors of blood and their fellow itinerants whose sole objective is to establish a kingdom of chaos, confusion, poverty, disaffection, impoverishment amongst the people; using our stolen commonwealth which hitherto should have been used to procure arms to fight insurgency of Boko haram.
Some of them have eating Majelee (poison), Owo oju egun, nemesis is shadowing them in their sleep they are faking illness that cannot be treated in their kingdom ''Draculafrankensteinistan''. Wait a moment where is their private jets because I heard it from the grapevine that they are already in possesion of a first class ticket ah! ah!! ah!!! So Akwa Ibom international hospital is not good enough.
I guess they must have sucked too much blood more than their anatomy can cope with, please wait a moment again our doctor love Mr. Maguribadu will be attending to you soonest.
Don't get me wrong ooooo enh Nuhu Ribadu is not available this time around neither is Larmode, they are now our consultant emeritus.
Eti gun igi koja ewe, we now have Maguribadu what a combi Erujeje ti o mu omo okunrin to si ara, eni ba lu magun yio ba ara e ni orun apapandodo.
They have ventured outside their purview of influence into the mouth of an Hippopotamus. Maguribadu yeparipa arariro ati efori oloyi maybe they will need Aboliki to cool down because it is never going to be business as usual anymore for all those political pen robbers and their agbero money laundering friends.
Lest I forget Draculasuki D' Aladdin a very inventive bloodsucker has found a new mannerism of spreading his largesse outside of Jonahedeens inner caucus, what a prolific squandermaniac spreading his largesse to Boko Haram victim in the person of Obaigbethamia but forgetting the IDP ahahaahahhhh they are not important, not citizens of ''Draculafrankensteinistan'' because only citizens share in the blood money.
Draculasuki is the cashier of satan sending our fine young men in the Armed forces to their death without necessary instruments or tools to prosecute the war on terrorism, equally sending innocent civilians into armageddon created by their greediness.
He and his co-travellers, perpetrators of this crime against humanity deserve the death penalty.
OTUNBA ADE ILEMOBADE is a philosopher
Twitter: @pearl2prince
King Jonahethamus and Queen Patiencothami commisssioned their bourgeoisie Draculasuki the blood merchandiser to go on rampaging mission of monetizing the conscience of the shamelessly corrupt political elites and their pseudo entrepreneurs.
Their buzzword is transmogrification using hypnoticism of the marabout to catapult Nigeriana into Bawfrankenstein but their Medusa has refused to dance on it's Golgotha. They have been Caught with their hands in the cookie jar.
There is a new sheriff in town, the philosopher king with the wisdom pure as snow white, willing to stop the armageddon of the purveyors of blood and their fellow itinerants whose sole objective is to establish a kingdom of chaos, confusion, poverty, disaffection, impoverishment amongst the people; using our stolen commonwealth which hitherto should have been used to procure arms to fight insurgency of Boko haram.
Some of them have eating Majelee (poison), Owo oju egun, nemesis is shadowing them in their sleep they are faking illness that cannot be treated in their kingdom ''Draculafrankensteinistan''. Wait a moment where is their private jets because I heard it from the grapevine that they are already in possesion of a first class ticket ah! ah!! ah!!! So Akwa Ibom international hospital is not good enough.
I guess they must have sucked too much blood more than their anatomy can cope with, please wait a moment again our doctor love Mr. Maguribadu will be attending to you soonest.
Don't get me wrong ooooo enh Nuhu Ribadu is not available this time around neither is Larmode, they are now our consultant emeritus.
Eti gun igi koja ewe, we now have Maguribadu what a combi Erujeje ti o mu omo okunrin to si ara, eni ba lu magun yio ba ara e ni orun apapandodo.
They have ventured outside their purview of influence into the mouth of an Hippopotamus. Maguribadu yeparipa arariro ati efori oloyi maybe they will need Aboliki to cool down because it is never going to be business as usual anymore for all those political pen robbers and their agbero money laundering friends.
Lest I forget Draculasuki D' Aladdin a very inventive bloodsucker has found a new mannerism of spreading his largesse outside of Jonahedeens inner caucus, what a prolific squandermaniac spreading his largesse to Boko Haram victim in the person of Obaigbethamia but forgetting the IDP ahahaahahhhh they are not important, not citizens of ''Draculafrankensteinistan'' because only citizens share in the blood money.
Draculasuki is the cashier of satan sending our fine young men in the Armed forces to their death without necessary instruments or tools to prosecute the war on terrorism, equally sending innocent civilians into armageddon created by their greediness.
He and his co-travellers, perpetrators of this crime against humanity deserve the death penalty.
OTUNBA ADE ILEMOBADE is a philosopher
Twitter: @pearl2prince
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